Information for cows
Let's be honest here, cows aren't the world's biggest users of the internet. We didn't design this website with them in mind (we're still trying to corner the goat market and we don't want to over-reach ourselves), but we welcome them all the same.If you're a cow, we recommend you disable your internal bullshit sensor before proceeding past this page. We also advise you to avoid any cattle grids you might encounter during your visit, and for the safety and wellbeing of all visitors we ask that you don't leave any cowpats behind.
Unfortunately we cannot guarantee that the websites we link to are cow-friendly, but a number of them are known to be big milk consumers. You should exercise caution if you are accessing this website in a built-up area.
We would like to make it clear that no cows were tipped in the making of this website.