Reuters - Eyes like Katie Holmes, the sultry pout of Angelina Jolie and a body like Jessica Biel make the perfect woman -- at least in the opinion of plastic surgery patients in Beverly Hills.

In a Jan. 23 story about a rocket on display at a veterans' museum, The Associated Press, relying on information from the Maryland State Fire Marshal's office, erroneously reported the rocket was live. The office learned late Wednesday that the Mark 1 rocket was a dummy after it was examined by Army experts, but only disclosed that information Thursday.

AP - The skies won't seem especially friendly to anyone taking off from Philadelphia International Airport if they notice what a suburban couple wrote on the roof of their home.

A Muncie woman says that despite what the government says, she's not dead.

Reuters - A priest who continued saying Mass while the body of a man who died of a heart attack during the service was still on the church floor defended himself on Thursday, saying that is what he would have wanted.

Reuters - Malawi will investigate fears that labour-intensive manual irrigation pumps distributed to poor farmers are hurting their sexual performance.

Reuters - The ancient Romans may have mastered the art of building impressive aqueducts to deliver water across their empire, but modern day Italian engineers seem to be struggling with water retention, a study shows.

AP - You just don't want to eat some greens.

You just don't want to eat some greens.

History could have come to life in very much the wrong way at a veterans' museum

It took Vicki Armstrong almost 19 years to save $550, one penny at a time

Reuters - The trader accused of costing French bank Societe Generale $7.2 billion (3.7 billion pound) may yet carve out a new career for himself, judging by Thursday's bidding war for interviews with Nick Leeson, who brought down Barings.

Reuters - It's official. Postal delivery is as slow as snails, at least in Poland.

Reuters - "Tonight Show" host Jay Leno got the last laugh Wednesday in his legal battle with the creator of numerous joke books filled with stolen gags and punch lines.

Reuters - China's broadcast watchdog has slammed a provincial station for ignoring an order to remove sexually explicit television programs from the air, and demanded better "spiritual food" for viewers.

Reuters - An Australian teenager who hosted a wild party that caused a near-riot after 500 guests saw his Internet invitation has decided to turn professional and will host a national party tour, he said on Thursday.

Reuters - It's official. Postal delivery is as slow as snails, at least in Poland.

It took Vicki Armstrong almost 19 years to save $550, which isn't much of an accomplishment -- except that she did it one penny at a time.

Reuters - China has halved the number of bicycles stolen to about 2 million in the past nine months, police said on Thursday, following a campaign to clamp down on theft months before its capital hosts the Olympics.

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